jokes about women

A push up bra is like a bag of chips. Open it and its half empty
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I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.Being cremated is my last chance for a smoking hot body...Im not saying you're a whore but here's a joke for you: What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke.
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