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Age has its advantages. Too bad I can't remember what they are
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There is nothing more comfortable than sleeping when someone gets ready for work.This match won't light. Which is weird because it did this morning."Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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