funny confessions

Age has its advantages. Too bad I can't remember what they are
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My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.Why do you never tell me you have orgasms? I would but you're never home."Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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