flirting jokes

  • I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
  • Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.
  • Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.
  • Listen, I’m a girl. So please don’t ask me what a transmission is because I don’t know anything about sports.
  • Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
  • If two people love each other nothing is impossible... Except deciding where to eat.
  • The party's not over 'till you smile for the mugshot.
  • I wish there was a 30 second "Undo" on Text Messaging.
  • Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows it.
  • Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
  • Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
  • Being a gent, I always look away when a woman undresses ...so going to the strip club was a complete waste of money
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