jokes about sex

Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? You are now!
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Dear diary, I'm so excited! He says he's getting me a facial and a pearl necklace!My penis was in the Guinness book of records... ...until the librarian kicked me out.I wish I wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart...
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