jokes about sex

I'm about to take a hot shower. That's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
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If you're thinking what I'm thinking... ...you need professional help.If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes... ...then it wasn't you who decided to have sex.Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of magnificient ass.
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