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I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
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I had so much coffee I made it to work in under 4 minutes but I forgot to bring my car.My Internet was down for 5 minutes,so I went down and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.I felt a little sick, so I googled my symptoms. Apparently I have brain cancer, diabetes and HIV.
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