funny confessions

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
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When I was young I was afraid of the dark. Now I have to pay my electricity bills and I'm afraid of light.This is what I look like when I wake up after a nap and am not sure whether 20 minutes or 10 years have passed.My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
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