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It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.
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Age has its advantages. Too bad I can't remember what they areI had so much coffee I made it to work in under 4 minutes but I forgot to bring my car.If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.
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