jokes about kids

  • My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
  • "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
  • The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
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