jokes about men

  • To be or not to be... That's a trick question, right?
  • So tell me, as an outside observer, what do you think of the human race?
  • I picked a bad week to get out of bed.
  • You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone. That's common sense leaving your body.
  • Why is it alcohol can kill brain cells but, not fat cells?
  • I'd put more jokes about sex on here but I don't know much about it. I'm a married man.
  • If you want my opinion you'll have to ask my wife for it.
  • First rule of gun safety: Don't piss me off.
  • I'm living the dream! I sleep all the time.
  • I have a few skeletons in my closet. Every single one of them deserved it.
  • I am a 'knows-nonsense' type of person.
  • The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit.