jokes about sex

My penis was in the Guinness book of records... ...until the librarian kicked me out.
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My opinions are like my bed sheets. I only change them if it helps me get laid.Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? You are now!Dear diary, I'm so excited! He says he's getting me a facial and a pearl necklace!
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