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My wife is a water sign. I'm an earth. Together we make mud.
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Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want people to like you.This is what I look like when I wake up after a nap and am not sure whether 20 minutes or 10 years have passed.My wife says I take things too literally. I said: "So you're not eating this horse then?"
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