funny confessions

Unless you are a celebrity, Twitter is like talking to yourself in a crowded room...
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"Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"There is nothing more comfortable than sleeping when someone gets ready for work.Some people are like Slinkies... Useless, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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