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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called from a hotel.I'll be honest, even WITH a paddle, 'Shit Creek' doesn't sound like an ideal location for kayaking.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.
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