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"Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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I'll be honest, even WITH a paddle, 'Shit Creek' doesn't sound like an ideal location for kayaking.If it weren't for the GPS on my phone, I don't know where I'd be today.Some people are like Slinkies... Useless, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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