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jokes about women
How am I supposed control my life when I can't even control my hair...
28. August 2014


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jokes about friendship
We live in the age of smart phones and stupid people.
27. August 2014


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funny quotes
It's not that people use only 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains.
26. August 2014


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jokes about sex
Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? You are now!
25. August 2014


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jokes about kids
My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party. So I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house.
24. August 2014


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funny quotes
Out of all the possible utensils to eat rice with... ...how on earth did two sticks win?!?
23. August 2014


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drinking jokes
If you don't drink, how would your friends know you love them at 3 AM?
22. August 2014


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funny quotes
If weed can cure cancer... ...just imagine what meth could do...
21. August 2014


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jokes about sport
Fishing. Perfect for when you want to relax... ...but still kill something...
18. August 2014


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insult jokes
Do you know what's the difference between your argument and a knife? Knife has a point!
18. August 2014


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