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jokes about sex
If you're thinking what I'm thinking... ...you need professional help.
09. November 2015


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jokes about women
If a woman says she will be ready in five minutes, there is no reason to ask her about it every 15 minutes.
16. October 2015


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jokes about sex
Sleep is like sex... ...I don't get either one as much as I want...
14. October 2015


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funny confessions
If there was a Nobel Price for cookery, you wouldn´t win it
09. October 2015


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philosophical jokes one liners
Considering that most of the people are buried in suits, the zombie apocalypse is going to be quite a formal event.
06. October 2015


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funny quotes
From Saving Private Ryan to Interstellar to The Martian, America has spent a ridiculous amount of money to retrieve Matt Damon...
05. October 2015


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funny quotes
NASA has found water on Mars? I bet California is pretty jealous right now...
30. September 2015


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funny quotes
I wanted to make a card about the fact that today is the world Alzheimer's day... But I forgot what I wanted to post.
21. September 2015


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funny quotes
Floppy discs are pretty much like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.
10. September 2015


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jokes about men
I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon!
10. September 2015


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