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jokes about love
I just want you to be happy... ...and maybe a little bit naked.
22. September 2014


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philosophical jokes one liners
If two vegans are arguing... ...Is it still considered a beef?
21. September 2014


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jokes about women
Why can't we parallel park? Because we are always being lied to about what eight inches look like...
20. September 2014


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jokes about women
Why cant we parallel park? Because are always being lied to about what eight inches look like...
20. September 2014


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drinking jokes
Beer. Because no good story started with someone eating a salad...
19. September 2014


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funny quotes
Scots gaining independence? Don't make us behead Mel Gibson again...
18. September 2014


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philosophical jokes one liners
Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all the people I treated badly had it coming.
17. September 2014


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jokes about love
I'm probably single because I never forwarded those chain massages back in 2003.
16. September 2014


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jokes about women
Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom...
15. September 2014


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jokes about sport
I'd never bungee jump. I came to this world because of a broken rubber and I am not going out because of one.
14. September 2014


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