jokes about women

A push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open the bag and it's half empty.
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I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.If women ruled the world there would be no wars... just bunch of countries not talking to each other."Dad can you explain women's logic?" "You're grounded!" "But why?" "Peanut Butter."
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