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"Alcohol is bad for my legs." "Do they swell?" "No. They spread..."
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It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub... Weirdly, it's a two hour walk from the pub to my house.The Irishman's Dilemma: "Do I eat the potato now? Or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?"It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub. Weirdly, it's a two hour walk back.
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