jokes about sex

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, doesn't know how to use what she has between her legs.
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If you're thinking what I'm thinking... ...you need professional help.Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute?I have leg issues when I drink. What, your ankles swell up? Nope, my legs open.
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