jokes about sex

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, doesn't know how to use what she has between her legs.
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Dear diary, I'm so excited! He says he's getting me a facial and a pearl necklace!I wish I wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart...I reckon women who think size doesn't matter are shallow.
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