jokes about sport

Damn. I missed gym yesterday... ...It has been seven years in a row now...
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I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.I never run with scissors. Actually, those last two words were unnecessary.I'd never bungee jump. I came to this world because of a broken rubber and I am not going out because of one.
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