jokes about sex

Dear diary, I'm so excited! He says he's getting me a facial and a pearl necklace!
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I wish I wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart...I'm about to take a hot shower. That's like a normal shower, but with me in it.Sleep is like sex... ...I don't get either one as much as I want...
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