jokes about sex

Dear diary, I'm so excited! He says he's getting me a facial and a pearl necklace!
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My opinions are like my bed sheets. I only change them if it helps me get laid.I have leg issues when I drink. What, your ankles swell up? Nope, my legs open.A man's shirt on a naked female body is like a flag on a conquered fortress.
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