jokes about men

Ordering something on the internet is like pregnancy. You wait 9 months and when it finally arrives it's not in the right colour.
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I always enjoy trick-or-treating better than sex. The uglier you are the easier it is to get some!Men don't grow up. They just get bigger.I tell people I test security for a living. It's better than saying I'm a burglar.
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