funny confessions

Every person has a story to tell, which is why I never talk to people.
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I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.I'm starting to think the only jewelry I'll ever get from a man is one of those house arrest ankle bracelets.Not to brag, but before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof," they run it by ME.
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