funny confessions

Every person has a story to tell, which is why I never talk to people.
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I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest.I just knew I was going to get thrown out of the optimism society.This is what I look like when I wake up after a nap and am not sure whether 20 minutes or 10 years have passed.
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