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Every person has a story to tell, which is why I never talk to people.
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I felt a little sick, so I googled my symptoms. Apparently I have brain cancer, diabetes and HIV.I called the restaurant I was at to order another beer. People say I'm lazy...Not to brag, but before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof," they run it by ME.
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