animal jokes

Every time a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my porch just to show them what I am capable of...
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People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut up. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog!You want me to come? Can't I just fake it like your girlfriend?I have received your stool sample. It was delicious!
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