breakup jokes

Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 percent end in death.
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My relationship with my ex wife was very psychological... She's psycho and I'm logical.The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day... ...just like my ex.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
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