breakup jokes

Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 percent end in death.
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My wife gives the best blow jobs! ...apparently.I never forget a face, but in your case I'd be glad to make an exceptionSaying you are dumped, but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died, but we can take it for a walk anyway...
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