funny confessions

  • Studies confirm that caffeine withdrawal (for me) can be fatal (for you).
  • My spirit animal is a scapegoat.
  • I'm living the dream! I sleep all the time.
  • I have a few skeletons in my closet. Every single one of them deserved it.
  • Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid.
  • I am a 'knows-nonsense' type of person.
  • Bad decisions often come back to haunt us. Especially since the creation of YouTube.
  • Look, I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with "facts" and "reason".
  • I hate when people tell me how to drive. Thanks officer, have a nice day.
  • I'm starting to think the only jewelry I'll ever get from a man is one of those house arrest ankle bracelets.
  • I fell in love at first sight. Sometimes, I wish I had taken a second look.
  • Not to brag, but before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof," they run it by ME.
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