funny rejections

  • Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all the people I treated badly had it coming.
  • You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhands!
  • In the Navy, how do they separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar.
  • What do you call a Belgian with two brain cells? Pregnant...
  • At least after the 2022 World Cup, Qatar will have some cracking stadiums to stone women in.
  • I'm probably single because I never forwarded those chain messages in 2005.
  • Being cremated is my last chance for a smoking hot body...
  • The BMI tables state that person of your weight should be at least 4 meters tall.
  • Your mom is full of shit, and that's how you got here.
  • Everytime I see you my middle finger gets a boner...
  • Im not saying you're a whore but here's a joke for you: What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke.
  • Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it's probably shit.