funny rejections

  • I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
  • We never hear anything from Rick Astley these days. It's almost like he's given us up, and let us down.
  • The fact jellyfish survived for 650 million years with no brains is great news for stupid people. Such as you.
  • You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down.
  • Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
  • I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun and not you.
  • I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
  • I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them.
  • Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
  • Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
  • You're everything I never wanted.
  • My spirit animal is a scapegoat.
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