funny rejections

  • Friends finally ask me out to bar… Designated driver.
  • This boy is ignoring me like a check engine light.
  • My relationship with my ex wife was very psychological... She's psycho and I'm logical.
  • It takes 50 muscles to frown. Good workout.
  • I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body.
  • Used to think never forgetting a face was a good thing until I saw yours.
  • Nobody's perfect. Especially you.
  • You remind me of somebody I don't want to know...
  • No, I don't want to come to your cat's birthday party freak. My dog's getting married that weekend.
  • Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
  • I miss your absence.
  • You're like school in the summertime -- no class.
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