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Hear no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to my wife's parties.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.You never appreciate what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is quite a good example.If you're not having fun, you're probably doing it wrong.
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