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"Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"There is nothing more comfortable than sleeping when someone gets ready for work.They say you are what you eat. So I'm gonna start eating skinny people.
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