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Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.Changed my computer password to "silence". Apparently the wife doesn't know that word."Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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