jokes about women

How am I supposed to control my life when I can't even control my hair?
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I'm a lady, but when I'm mad I am an evil sadistic bitch spawned from hell that will make you wish you were never born... When I'm happy, I bake and I'm cute.I show a girl who the boss is by handing her a mirror.I wish there was a 30 second "Undo" on Text Messaging.
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