funny confessions

I broke all my New Year's resolutions early so I could get on with enjoying the rest of the year.
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I called the restaurant I was at to order another beer. People say I'm lazy...Bad decisions often come back to haunt us. Especially since the creation of YouTube.When I was young I was afraid of the dark. Now I have to pay my electricity bills and I'm afraid of light.
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