jokes about sport

I'd never bungee jump. I came to this world because of a broken rubber and I am not going out because of one.
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I never run with scissors. Actually, those last two words were unnecessary.I DON'T WATCH SOCCER... If I wanted to watch guys struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take my friends out to the barI tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
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