jokes about sport

I'd never bungee jump. I came to this world because of a broken rubber and I am not going out because of one.
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Damn. I missed gym yesterday... ...It has been seven years in a row now...I DON'T WATCH SOCCER... If I wanted to watch guys struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take my friends out to the barIt takes 50 muscles to frown. Good workout.
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