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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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My spirit animal should be coming off the grill around 4pm.There's no excuse for laziness... But if you find one, let me know.Not to brag, but before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof," they run it by ME.
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