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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues. So we hit him.Sex is like comedy. Most of the time I don't get it, but I act like I do.Sometimes, when I don't want my girlfriend to find something, I put it in her purse.
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