funny confessions

I don’t drink to forget, I…what was I saying again?
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"Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"When I was young I was afraid of the dark. Now I have to pay my electricity bills and I'm afraid of light.Every person has a story to tell, which is why I never talk to people.
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