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I don't want to brag, but... ...I can handle pain until it hurts.
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I've been through the checklist 67 times... ...and I'm still not sure whether I've got OCDNot to brag, but before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof," they run it by ME.My wife says I take things too literally. I said: "So you're not eating this horse then?"
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