funny confessions

I fell in love at first sight. Sometimes, I wish I had taken a second look.
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My spirit animal is a scapegoat.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror."Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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