jokes about women

I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.
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The last doctor I consulted wasn't very helpful. He just gave me a strange look then sped off in his DeLorean.Mirror, mirror on the wall... ...oh, shut up already!... and she thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails.
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