jokes about women

I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.
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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.Why can't we parallel park? Because we are always being lied to about what eight inches look like...10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something.
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