jokes about women

I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.Why can't we parallel park? Because we are always being lied to about what eight inches look like...Arguing with a woman is like being arrested. Everything you say can be and will be used against you.
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