jokes about women

I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.
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Why can't we parallel park? Because we are always being lied to about what eight inches look like...Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will ... There's no need to remind him every six months about it ...Listen, I’m a girl. So please don’t ask me what a transmission is because I don’t know anything about sports.
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