jokes about women

I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.
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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom...My son gets erections in the most unfortunate places... Mainly in his mouth and ass.I told you I will be ready in five minutes. Stop calling me every half hour.
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