jokes about women

I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.
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You'd think the self-checkout lanes would have more mirrors.Listen, I’m a girl. So please don’t ask me what a transmission is because I don’t know anything about sports.This Halloween I'm dressing up as a period. Then I'll show up late and someone's going to be really scared.
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