jokes about women

I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.
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I'm a lady, but when I'm mad I am an evil sadistic bitch spawned from hell that will make you wish you were never born... When I'm happy, I bake and I'm cute.Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will ... There's no need to remind him every six months about it ...I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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