funny confessions

I had so much coffee I made it to work in under 4 minutes but I forgot to bring my car.
More from funny confessions category
Sex is like comedy. Most of the time I don't get it, but I act like I do.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for me, they can't laugh either.
Link
Email card