breakup jokes

"I just ended a five-year relationship." "OMG, you OK?!?" "Yeah, I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."
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The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.
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