breakup jokes

"I just ended a five-year relationship." "OMG, you OK?!?" "Yeah, I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."
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The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day... ...just like my ex.You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhands!Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.
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