breakup jokes

"I just ended a five-year relationship." "OMG, you OK?!?" "Yeah, I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."
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I've spent two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... But no one will do it.I never forget a face, but in your case I'd be glad to make an exceptionI broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
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