anniversary jokes

I left your Christmas gift under the tree. I hope you like it better than I did when I received it.
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My dog died today so I buried him in the garden with my wife... It was pretty weird seeing her again to be honest.The worst thing about Halloween parties was realising the morning after that it actually wasn't a costume...I can't believe it's been over a year since I didn't become a better person..
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