funny confessions

I lived with a girl for a few weeks. It was nice until she found out I was there.
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I don't want to brag, but... ...I can handle pain until it hurts.My wife says I take things too literally. I said: "So you're not eating this horse then?"I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.
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