funny confessions

I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body.
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It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
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