jokes about sex

I'm about to take a hot shower. That's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
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If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes... ...then it wasn't you who decided to have sex.The worst feeling is shaving your legs and then not getting laid...Being a gent, I always look away when a woman undresses ...so going to the strip club was a complete waste of money
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